Seems like everyone I know is getting into spring mode. You know, that time of year when short sleeves and skirts are back in style. That also means that the winter flab must go.
I guess there are certain ways one can do this. There's plastic surgery. But that's too expensive. One can always pick up an eating disorder. I'm too lazy for puking and sticking enemas up my ass. I could stop eating, but then I'd have nothing to write about.
So, instead I've started doing what it appears everyone in my office is doing as well. I've started eating salads, drinking lots of water and sweating bullets at the gym. One of the great perks of working for my company is a free gym membership (as well as fresh organic fruits shipped every week) as part of an employee wellness plan.
It's become the new after work social activity. No more happy hours at Kitty's. Too costly and it just packs on the calories. The new catch phrase is: "you going to the gym?"or "see you at the gym."
I guess there are certain ways one can do this. There's plastic surgery. But that's too expensive. One can always pick up an eating disorder. I'm too lazy for puking and sticking enemas up my ass. I could stop eating, but then I'd have nothing to write about.
So, instead I've started doing what it appears everyone in my office is doing as well. I've started eating salads, drinking lots of water and sweating bullets at the gym. One of the great perks of working for my company is a free gym membership (as well as fresh organic fruits shipped every week) as part of an employee wellness plan.
It's become the new after work social activity. No more happy hours at Kitty's. Too costly and it just packs on the calories. The new catch phrase is: "you going to the gym?"or "see you at the gym."
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